Arturo Gets Abducted

This is based off of an excuse that my friend, Arturo Garcia, gave me for why he wasn’t at a party. I asked him if I could run with it, and because he is awesome, he said yes.
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It was Saturday night and Arturo was getting ready for a party. After he brushed his teeth, combed his hair, and put on his dancing shoes, he was looking mighty spiffy.

Then Arturo got in his car and drove to the party. While he drove, he listened to some mariachi.

BUT THEN! a bright light shone down all around him!

Right above him was a spaceship! It opened its hatch and sucked Arturo and his car right in.

The aliens told Arturo to get out of his car with his pants down. Then they forced him to have sexual intercourse with their prettiest female alien.

They told him to get back into his car, and they dropped it back on Earth.

Two weeks later, Arturo received a message from the aliens.

He hired a lawn-circle translator to find out what the message said.

“Congratulations! In 60 years, the female alien will give birth to the Universe’s first absolutely, positively, and completely legitimate alien.”