Announcements

Okey doke, folks. I just realized I need a place for announcements, but because it would really upset me to put it among my pretty sparkly illustrated beauties of posts that I share with you, I made a whole new page for them!!!

(Feel free to applaud.)


So. Here’s my first announcement:

I will be participating in Wordpress' Post A Week 2011!!! I’d love to do Post A Day, but I don’t think school, friends, or my mother would like that idea very much, as my posts take anywhere from 6-18 hours to make, and then I have a mandatory 2-hour period of sitting and staring at them to convince myself they aren’t really the worst thing I’ve ever done and that I’m not going to get booed off the internet and that I haven’t already peaked so, no, it’s not yet time to throw in the towel.

So, yes! I am participating in PostaWeek2011!!! YAY! This is yay for you, too, because you get to look forward to something new  from me EVERY STINKIN WEEK! (Again, feel free to applaud.)


My second announcement is that I love you people You make my day when you leave a comment or subscribe or like my posts, or, for that matter, when you just read them. You are the reason I get to spend at least one day a week drawing and writing and perfecting, and without you, I would have a lot of pent up teen angst and probably definitely kill a clown and everyone knows it’s impossible to hide dead clowns unlessyou’re Mrs. Lovett, so then I’d be in jail and feel horrible that I’d killed a clown, because, yes, they are really creepy, and yes, they make my nightmares that much more frightening… but underneath, they’re human, just like you and me.

At least… I hope they are…


Third Announcement!!! Guess what, everyone! I’m introducing another type of post for PORN called Off-Color! It’s like a cute little pixelated bundle of joy with a purpose.

Basically, Off-Color is a very short series of images that (hopefully) accumulate in a lesson from which everyone can benefit. They’re usually based off of something in my life, and on occasion they will be unbelievably exaggerated for effect. I mean, come on; would you expect anything less from me?